please invite me into your house!!! i promise i wont drink your blood!!! [lying]

holy shit look at this skeleton wheres he GOING??!!

hes so.....woah...

favorite things

  • your mom
  • your dad
  • arnold palmers

least favorite things

  • catholicism
  • any tiktok user that isnt me
  • my bitch ex wife

my name is [DATA EXPUNGED] and im a real "human" boy (?)

my pronouns are whatever is funniest in the moment